ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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