Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Randomize
