And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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