I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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