dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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