i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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