Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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