now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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