hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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