No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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