At least make sure they are 18
Why
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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