i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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