So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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