I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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