There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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