I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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