I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Bring me that man meat
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Randomize
