just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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