It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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