At least make sure they are 18
Why
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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