haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
