? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
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