The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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