its not stalking. its research.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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