I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize
