Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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