so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
