She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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