therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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