I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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