Tell her she can't have a vagina
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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