butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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