Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
