You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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