Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
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