Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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