he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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