question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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