i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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