Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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