so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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