I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
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