im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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