id be glad to
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Also, beer. Big fan.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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