Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
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