im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
is it fun? or sober?
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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