great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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