now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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