This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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