So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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