Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
there is glitter all over my balls
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